ReptileSetup
ReptileSetup

Fix your reptile's setup
in one chat.

Ask · Understand · Fix · Enjoy.

Check my setup

Free · it remembers your setup

Why ReptileSetup

A private memory. A plan. A shopping list.

01

Ask once. It remembers.

Say it however it comes out — the species, the tank you already have, the number you're not sure about. Your setup's profile — private to you, nobody else's feed, no sharing by default — carries across visits, so you never repeat yourself: next time, the answer starts from where you left off.

02

A document that writes itself

The answer, the plan, the gear it takes — one living document that builds as you talk, free to read or download a copy. It is your setup's own record, and it grows every time you come back.

03

Real options, your pick

Tell it what matters — cost, looks, how much work. The list is screened twice before you see it: once for what your setup actually needs, then down to the few options nothing else beats on your terms. You pick by feel; the math already did the narrowing. When the gear arrives, checking it off updates your setup's record.

Start from your situation

Which one sounds like you?

Your snake is doing fine at two — and you’re still shopping for a bigger tank.

JK

Jesse Kaminski

HVAC tech · Cleveland, OHcorn snake
Cheapest route
"My little lass turns two this October, and I'm looking to size her up… She's currently in a 4x2x2… Any recommendations on good places to look for second hand tanks?"

His tank already clears the minimum. The honest answer is that he does not need to buy anything yet.

You’re leaving for two weeks — and you don’t know if the setup can survive it.

CM

Colleen Mackey

Store manager · Tampa, FLcrested gecko
Low maintenance
"In December I'll be going away for two weeks. I typically replace their food every 2-3 days and give them live crickets once a week… is this something that could be doable?"

She is not asking who will feed them. She is asking for a setup that survives two weeks without her.

You’ve ordered the forever enclosure — and you can’t tell it’s short by looking.

MB

Marisol Bautista

Bank teller · Miami, FLcorn snake
Buy once
"I'm looking for a solid long-term enclosure… something that looks clean and modern in my room and won't degrade… PVC or glass that I could potentially reuse in the future for larger species."

The 48×18×18 she already ordered is 13 cm short on depth. That is the whole conversation.

Your tank looks like the problem — but the size isn’t.

NP

Nadia Petrović

Accountant · Chicago, ILball python
Display
"The tank is an eyesore sitting on the ground and being such a contrasting color… I don't have enough money to purchase a new setup outright, but I've thought of veneer panels, painting, etc."

Her tank is the right size. What is wrong is the room — and that is not a reason to buy a tank.

Your dragon panics when scooped — and you’re wondering if the tank is why.

BT

Beau Tillman

Mail carrier · Nashville, TNbearded dragon
Handling
"I don't handle her much because she is a feisty mama… if I try to scoop her up she gets real defensive… I don't want to give her a heart attack."

He adopted a defensive adult. A bigger enclosure helps; a bigger enclosure is not the first step.

Two authorities gave you two numbers — and nothing tells you which to trust.

GH

Greg Halloran

Chemistry teacher · Denver, CObearded dragon
Evidence
"Vet said to replace the UVB light every 6 months, however Arcadia says theirs lasts 12 months. Do we believe they actually last 12 months… I'm not trying to waste money."

Two authorities, two numbers. He wants the reasoning, not the louder voice.

Illustrative situations, fictional people, scripted quotes — not real reviews.

Quick answers

Before you ask

How do I know the picks are legit?

Real gear, real prices — nothing invented, nothing low-rated. We compare options on the trade-offs that matter for your species, and if we can't back a pick with a number we say so instead of guessing. No paid placements.

Do you have the gear I need?

1,600+ real products across the categories a setup actually needs — enclosures, heat, UVB and lighting, thermostats, substrates, food, and more — each screened before it entered the catalog. From a tarantula sling bin to a six-foot snake enclosure — if we don't carry it, we'll tell you and point you to it.

How is this different from ChatGPT?

A general AI can troubleshoot a setup only if you steer it and double-check every product it names. We already did that work — 1,600+ pre-screened products with structured specs, the published minimums behind every row, and your setup's profile carried between visits.

Is it really free?

Yes — free, no ads, no premium tiers, no data selling. We earn a small commission when you buy gear through our links, at no extra cost to you.

Where can I buy the gear?

Every pick links to Amazon — you buy on their site; they handle shipping and returns. Prices are dated, never live, and you see what it costs before you click.

Can I use it on my phone?

Works on desktop and mobile — no app needed. Create an account in 10 seconds; your chats and setup profile are saved automatically.

Can I share my plan?

Yes — share a private link, or toggle it Public to list it on our Community page. Public means findable on Google, so it isn't fully reversible.

Does it work outside the US?

Yes — anywhere in the world. The minimums and the check work globally, and gear ships from Amazon US to many countries.

How do I give feedback or get help?

Just say "send feedback" in chat — it writes the email for you. Or email [email protected] and a human will pick it up.

New setup, or something’s off?

Tell us what’s going on. We’ll say what’s next.